I've long been an admirer of the fruity names that accompany spam email - these are always far more entertaining than the spam itself and always have the ring of unsuccesful porn stars about them.

You have to ask yourself....who the hell makes these names up? Does anybody know anyone with these names for real?

Here are a selection - all real, and all desparate to contact me (and twelve million others) through email...

There's more to come...after all, some things never stop.

Know anyone with these names? Or got any good ones of your own? Then leave a comment below...

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